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1895

A zealous shotgun salesman arrives to Theodore Roosevelt’s (TEDDY) office in New York.

1900-1919:

AUNT’s meteor lands on Earth.
TEDDY adopts her, and she is given Gwendolen Roosevelt as a name.

1919:

TEDDY is killed by Bigfoot, losing his left hand in the process.
AUNT promises revenge.
The Monkey’s Paw is claimed.

1930-1940:

MOM’s & DRUMMER’s meteors land on Earth.

1940-1950:

COACH’s meteor lands on Earth.
He is adopted by former Boston Red Sox manager Bill Carrigan (ROUGH).

1950-1966:

MOM & DRUMMER starts a band, gains fame and fall in love.

1966:

9th of November.
MOM persuades DRUMMER to kill Ringo Starr with her katana.
Ringo Starr is cloned through ectobiology, creating Bingo Starr.

1966-1980:

MOM marries COACH, gaining major solo fame.
DRUMMER’s legacy is lost to history. No one ever remembers the drummer.

1980-1990

Carl’s (BRO) meteor lands in New England
COACH and MOM adopts him.
Gwen’s (SIS) meteor lands in New England.
SIS is adopted by DRUMMER.

1999

Cara’s meteor lands in New England.
Cara is adopted by COACH and MOM.
Owen’s meteor lands in New England.
Owen is adopted by DRUMMER.

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